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  • Poilievre demands ethics probe after government makes mistake of building homes instead of outrage
  • Poll Finds Canadians Rewarding Premier Who Doesn’t Spend Every Week Inventing New Ways To Embarrass Province
  • Musk Discovers Facts Become Much Less Fun Once They Have Names And Ages
  • Trump accidentally invents most uncomfortable family values platform in presidential history
  • Alberta reassures voters personal data only exposed to people with a professional interest in manipulating them
  • Separatists Boycott Canada Day, Accidentally Create Most Pleasant National Holiday Alberta Has Seen in Decades
  • Alberta Separation Petition allowed To Advance To Exciting New Stage Of Going Absolutely Nowhere
  • Pierre Poilievre Vows to Win Women Back by Explaining Why They’re Wrong
  • Alberta Separatists Dismiss Economic Forecast, Insist GDP Is Just Another Federal Liberal Acronym
  • Danielle Smith Assures Peasants $100 Should Cover Whatever They’re Complaining About

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