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Carney Escalates Trade War By Deploying Canada’s Most Dangerous Weapon: Basic Fucking Competence
Alberta separatists unveil plan to escape Canada by becoming the parts of America Canadians were trying to avoid
Alberta Court confirms trustee constitutionally entitled to be terrible person for free
Alberta expects record voter turnout after finally putting “should we catastrophically fuck everything up?” on ballot
Alberta separatists confident low voter turnout can finally make unpopular idea everyone’s problem

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