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  • Alberta separatists confident low voter turnout can finally make unpopular idea everyone’s problem
  • Alberta government apologizes after accidentally acknowledging Indigenous people
  • Trump’s plan to make America indispensable successfully teaches Canada how to stop buying American shit
  • Alberta Separatists Demand Freedom From Canada So They Can Finally Be Completely Dependent On United States
  • Trump Renames Lake Ontario “Lake America” As Cost Of Living Stubbornly Refuses To Be Distracted
  • Grocery Industry Introduces Exciting New Definition Of ‘100%’
  • Nate Glubish Assures Furious Residents Government Carefully Listening For Brief Pauses Between Boos
  • Danielle Smith Warns Foreign Governments Are Interfering With Alberta Separatism Without Properly Crediting the UCP
  • Carney More Popular Than Smith In Alberta, Province Immediately Blames Carney 
  • Alberta Judge Rules Indigenous Consultation Must Occur Before Province Finishes Ignoring Indigenous People

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