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  • Mark Carney’s Nobel Odds Surge After World Realizes Dealing With Trump Counts As Peacekeeping
  • Alberta Separatists Vow to End Foreign Interference Just as Soon as Americans Finish Explaining How
  • Separatists confident remaining 72% of Alberta simply hasn’t seen enough lawn signs
  • Smith Says Provinces Want More Autonomy; Provinces Exercise Autonomy By Refusing To Endorse Her Plan
  • Smith Insists She Wants Alberta In Canada Despite Spending Years Explaining Why Canada Can Go Fuck Itself
  • Canada Quietly Develops Contingency Plan For Trump Running Out Of Other Countries To Go To War With
  • Albertans advised to begin studying now for October’s provincial reading-comprehension final
  • Danielle Smith learns feeding UCP base nothing but grievances eventually puts you on the menu
  • Trump’s Bedtime Reader Apparently Reaches Anti-Press Chapters Of Mein Kampf
  • JD Vance asks voters to please judge administration by amazing things he says are happening, not things happening

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