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  • Alberta separatists promise independence will finally give Albertans the freedom to die of preventable illnesses without federal interference
  • RFK Jr. opens vaccine injury clinic for Americans suffering from correlation
  • Alberta Separatist Leader Accused of Proving He’s Ready for Independence by Separating $112 Million From Its Owners
  • Alberta Separatists Discover Province Could Be Filthy Rich If It Simply Pretended Debt and Indigenous People Didn’t Exist
  • Measles makes historic comeback after Americans decide surviving childhood is woke
  • Albertans voting to escape Ottawa’s bureaucracy defeated by significantly smaller bureaucracy
  • Trump Reveals Canadian Tariffs ‘Nobody Knew About’ Except Canada, America And Everyone With Google
  • Separatists Spend Decades Screaming ‘Hands Off Alberta’ Before Reportedly Asking Washington Which Parts It Wants
  • Danielle Smith Discovers ‘Fuck The Establishment’ Gets Complicated Once You’re The Establishment
  • Poilievre Asks Albertans Not To Pull Trigger After UCP Spends Years Explaining Where Gun Is Kept

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