
Albertans advised to begin studying now for October’s provincial reading-comprehension final
Albertans are being urged to study October’s referendum questions in advance after the provincial government apparently confused “asking voters what they think” with “seeing if they can escape a contract with Rogers.”
The ten-question ballot covers immigration, voting, constitutional reform and separation using wording apparently designed to ensure every YES or NO begins with, “Wait, yes to which part?”
Elections Alberta has warned it cannot interpret the government-written questions, meaning confused voters cannot ask polling staff what the province is actually asking them to approve.
Officials instead recommend reading the questions beforehand, researching the constitutional implications and possibly bringing a lawyer who specializes in sentences that should have ended three commas ago.
The government maintains the referendum will clearly reveal what Albertans want.
Assuming anyone survives the fucking paragraph.
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