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Category: Republicans

  • Republicans Say Canada’s Biggest Crime Was Taking Trump Seriously
  • Musk Discovers Facts Become Much Less Fun Once They Have Names And Ages
  • Trump accidentally invents most uncomfortable family values platform in presidential history
  • White House Rebrands Imperialism As All-You-Can-Eat Seafood Initiative
  • Coal Falls Behind Solar Despite Administration’s Aggressive War On The Future
  • FIFA Praises U.S.A. For Successfully Securing Border Against Dangerous Threat Of Soccer
  • Don Jr. Honoured Father Maintaining Lifelong Commitment To Not Showing Up
  • Trump Says Americans’ Financial Pain “Not Even a Little Bit” Relevant, Accidentally Achieves Human Honesty
  • Trump Pauses Discussion Of Expanding Middle East War To Complain About Gross Pond
  • Jodie Foster Still Left Unimpressed by Current Suitors

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