Tag: Republican

  • Trump’s Bedtime Reader Apparently Reaches Anti-Press Chapters Of Mein Kampf
  • To the Moon! SpaceX expands business mode of making its garbage everyone else’s problem
  • Trump Finally Finds Investment That Appreciates Faster Than His Ethics Depreciate
  • Republicans Say Canada’s Biggest Crime Was Taking Trump Seriously
  • Musk Discovers Facts Become Much Less Fun Once They Have Names And Ages
  • Trump accidentally invents most uncomfortable family values platform in presidential history
  • White House Rebrands Imperialism As All-You-Can-Eat Seafood Initiative
  • Coal Falls Behind Solar Despite Administration’s Aggressive War On The Future
  • FIFA Praises U.S.A. For Successfully Securing Border Against Dangerous Threat Of Soccer
  • Don Jr. Honoured Father Maintaining Lifelong Commitment To Not Showing Up