Tag: Republican

  • US to Withdraw from NATO Under Republican Bill, Citing ‘Too Many Vowels in European Alliances’
  • New GOP Border Plan: Give Us Your Tired, Your Poor… Then Feed Them to Gators
  • GOP Unveils New Slogan: ‘Don’t Judge Trump Till You Walk a Sig Mile in His Shoes’
  • Trump Becomes First President in Over a Century to Miss NAACP Invite; Nation Somehow Survives
  • Trump Insists Apple Can Move Production to the US Because of ‘Computerized’ Factories After Threatening Tariffs
  • Trump Teases Epstein List Release—America Braces for “Who’s Who of Nope”
  • TSA Begs Americans to Stop Flashing Costco Cards Like They’re Real IDs
  • Trump Declares War on Iran After Confusing it with E-Ran, His Email Password
  • Republicans Propose Amendment Letting ICE Deport U.S. Citizens, Because, Why Not?