Tag: Republican

  • Trump Says Americans’ Financial Pain “Not Even a Little Bit” Relevant, Accidentally Achieves Human Honesty
  • Trump Pauses Discussion Of Expanding Middle East War To Complain About Gross Pond
  • Jodie Foster Still Left Unimpressed by Current Suitors
  • Trump Nails Own Assassination Attempt, Earns Free Sixth One After Punch Card Filled
  • Tucker Carlson Apologizes For Misleading Millions, Promises To Try Misleading Them More Thoughtfully Going Forward
  • Trump Team Discovers Math Is Hard After Medicaid Mix-Up
  • 25th Amendment Trends After Trump Floats ‘Apocalypse by Tuesday’ Plan
  • Trump’s Annexation Plan Fails After Canada Refuses to Be Simplified
  • US Government Assures Public Free Speech Thriving as Long as No One Uses It
  • USA Officials Confirm “Imminent Threat” Determined by Presidential Vibes, Not Intelligence