Canadians everywhere are questioning why Mark Carney is not being offered $100Million+ bribes? “Is he not as good of a businessman as Donald Trump?” asked Scott Murphy as he leaned out the window of his truck, “like, does nobody want Canadian goods?”.
These questions come on the heels of Donald Trump accepting a $400 Million plane from the government of Qatar. The questions have spurred others to ask if Prime Minister Carney even has any weird sex tapes for foreign governments to hold over his head. “There’s not even a CarneyCoin for executives to buy in order to get private time with him, like – what kind of leader even is he?”
