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Category: Mark Carney

  • Carney Escalates Trade War By Deploying Canada’s Most Dangerous Weapon: Basic Fucking Competence
  • Trump’s plan to make America indispensable successfully teaches Canada how to stop buying American shit
  • Grocery Industry Introduces Exciting New Definition Of ‘100%’
  • Ottawa insists $5 treaty payment still technically enough to buy profound disappointment
  • Canadians Praise Carney for Successfully Blaming the Economy on Literally Everything Else
  • Ottawa To Ban Children Under 16 From Social Media, Forces Tech Industry To Find New Victims
  • Canada Continues World-Leading Program Of Acknowledging Problems Without Interfering With Them
  • Canada Announces Bold New Climate Plan Involving Much More Oil
  • Marc Miller Says Religious Freedom Safe, Hate-Speech Loopholes Not So Much
  • Guilbeault Quits Cabinet After Ottawa Decides Climate Can Wait, Pipelines Can’t

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