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  • Mark Carney’s Nobel Odds Surge After World Realizes Dealing With Trump Counts As Peacekeeping
  • Canada Quietly Develops Contingency Plan For Trump Running Out Of Other Countries To Go To War With
  • UN Warns Iran It Is Dangerously Close To Receiving Strongly Worded PDF
  • Carney Escalates Trade War By Deploying Canada’s Most Dangerous Weapon: Basic Fucking Competence
  • Trump’s plan to make America indispensable successfully teaches Canada how to stop buying American shit
  • Grocery Industry Introduces Exciting New Definition Of ‘100%’
  • 190,000 Canadians ask Pete Hoekstra to finish dismantling American democracy before starting on theirs
  • Canada Solves Interprovincial Trade After Realizing Alcohol Is More Popular Than Healthcare
  • Ottawa insists $5 treaty payment still technically enough to buy profound disappointment
  • Canadians Praise Carney for Successfully Blaming the Economy on Literally Everything Else

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