Musk Discovers Facts Become Much Less Fun Once They Have Names And Ages
Elon Musk’s attempt to prove nobody had died from his dismantling of USAID collapsed this week after columnist Nicholas Kristof responded with something the billionaire had apparently not budgeted for: dead children with names.
After Musk confidently insisted critics couldn’t identify “a single name,” Kristof returned with an eight-year-old girl, a baby, a young mother, their villages, and exactly how the aid cuts reached them. Musk then skipped the awkward step of addressing any of it, opting instead to call Kristof a liar, misspell his name, and sprint directly into the warm embrace of denial.
Witnesses say the exchange confirmed that, in 2026, demanding evidence is no longer a search for truth, but a confidence trick based on the assumption nobody will actually bring any.
Sources say Musk is now expected to demand proof that gravity exists before blaming the pavement.
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