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  • PM Mark Carney Throws Lavish Party, Snubs One Tangerine-Colored Elephant
  • Humanity Clings to Power as CAPTCHA Becomes Final Defense Against AI Domination
  • “Didn’t We Try This Already?” Nation Asks as Conservatives Tap Andrew Scheer (Again)
  • Booze Makes Male Fruit Flies Sexy—Too Bad Brundlefly Missed Happy Hour
  • “Luxury Time-Out” Trump Rebrands Alcatraz for People Who Annoy Him
  • “Essential for Hiding Corpses of Truth and Credibility” Alberta Government Defends $280K Office Carpet
  • Top 10 Dystopian Reading List to prep you for the Trumpocalypse
  • “Vladimir Stop” Trouble in Paradise between Donald and Putin
  • “Nobody wants to play with you” Pierre Poilievre told to stay home
  • Carney Wins 100% of Key Demographic: Guys Selling Flags At Roadside Stand

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