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Unsure of who to vote for in the upcoming federal election, and also unaware of the candidates, a local Edmonton Alberta man has taken to ChatGPT to see who will put an end to all this the fastest.

“They all seem pretty bad” Said Gordon Samson, “but I’m looking for the worst”. Gordon, a renter who hasn’t had a raise in the last 4 years, and has a total of $78 in his checking account has spent hours talking with an AI agent (while watching Office reruns) in order to finally figure out who would put an end to the country, and hopefully all of society. “The liberals HAVE been doing a bad job for the last few years, I guess, but I do feel like the conservatives would work really hard for the billionaires to finally crush my body as well as my spirit”. Gordon became bored of the massive amounts of data, and asked the web application to simplify the data 3 times, until a “smart dog” could understand it.

Gordon briefly considered letting the NDP finally ruin his life, though he felt that was a wasted vote. The federal election is Monday April 28th.



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