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Category: Conservative

  • Poll Finds Canadians Rewarding Premier Who Doesn’t Spend Every Week Inventing New Ways To Embarrass Province
  • Trump accidentally invents most uncomfortable family values platform in presidential history
  • Alberta reassures voters personal data only exposed to people with a professional interest in manipulating them
  • Separatists Boycott Canada Day, Accidentally Create Most Pleasant National Holiday Alberta Has Seen in Decades
  • Alberta Separation Petition allowed To Advance To Exciting New Stage Of Going Absolutely Nowhere
  • Pierre Poilievre Vows to Win Women Back by Explaining Why They’re Wrong
  • Alberta Separatists Dismiss Economic Forecast, Insist GDP Is Just Another Federal Liberal Acronym
  • Danielle Smith Assures Peasants $100 Should Cover Whatever They’re Complaining About
  • White House Rebrands Imperialism As All-You-Can-Eat Seafood Initiative
  • Danielle Smith aide says First Nations should solve centuries of colonial damage before criticizing government

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