Liberal leaders from around the world came out today and announced they’re ok with previously banned language. “We tried it out, but trying things is gay.” said Mark Carney, leader of the Liberal Party of Canada, “It was pretty retarded that we let things get that bad” he continued while turning his hat backwards.
For decades the “woke mindset” has prevented us from being cool, now all that is about to change as we move forward with a 6 stage “RETARD” plan, detailed below
R- Relax nerds, it’s a bunch of words. E- Ease back on your ‘feelings’. T- Talk like you did 20 years ago. A- Always say what’s on your mind. R- Rock on, baby. D- Don’t take yourself so seriously.
In addition to bringing back the right to be awesome, the government will also bring back cigarette vending machines outside bars close to jr high schools, and leaded gasoline.
