Chaos erupted in the Trump White House this week after South Park aired an episode portraying the former president as an incoherent grifter-turned-influencer hawking gold-plated Bibles and diet pills made from patriot tears.
“This show is fourth-rate trash,” barked a furious Trump spokesperson, reading from a handwritten statement scribbled on a Chick-fil-A receipt. “President Trump has never heard of South Park and thinks cartoons are for losers, unless they’re from Japan.”
Insiders say Trump was “livid” upon seeing his animated likeness shouting “Fake News!” while trying to build a wall around Colorado. “He thought it was a documentary,” said one aide, under condition of anonymity and Xanax.
In retaliation, Trump reportedly ordered the FCC to “ban Comedy Central and possibly Colorado,” though neither falls under federal jurisdiction.
Meanwhile, South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker responded with a shrug and a new episode already in production, titled The Art of the Meal.
