Eby tries humiliation kink, knocks it out of the park
B.C. Premier David Eby has reportedly discovered a powerful new sexual fetish after realizing that being publicly humiliated is the only thing his government consistently delivers.
After years of broken promises, disastrous polling, and getting fucked by virtually everyone in provincial politics, Eby admitted he was surprised to discover he was actually enjoying himself. “I used to think being completely dominated was a political liability,” Eby explained. “Turns out, it’s the only time British Columbians find me relatable.” Political analysts say Eby’s enthusiasm for humiliation has transformed his approval ratings into something resembling a safe word.
Asked what’s next, Eby confirmed he’s enthusiastically supporting his wife’s many, many attempts to break Bonnie Blue’s record. “It’s important to support your partner’s ambitions,” Eby said. “Besides, I’m already comfortable watching everyone else finish first.”
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