Rightwing pundit and 5 time winner of the “Most Punchable Face” Award; Charlie Kirk was shot and killed on a school campus today. Kirk, who weeks after another school shooting in 2023 said “It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment” stuck to his metaphorical guns in his final moments saying “this is just another example of extreme left…” before succumbing to his injuries.
Charlie is survived by his Wife Erika, and close personal friends Kostiantyn Kalashnikov and Elena Afanasyeva. Longstanding plans to have his grave turned into a gender neutral washrooms have been accelerated and donations can be made in his name to any Abortion Clinic or gay bar in your local area.
