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  • Russian intelligence agents frustrated after spending millions manufacturing grievances Alberta conservatives already invented
  • Alberta Conservatives Clarify They Only Wanted to Destroy Public Trust in Canada, Not Canada Itself
  • Alberta separatists promise independence will finally give Albertans the freedom to die of preventable illnesses without federal interference
  • Alberta Separatist Leader Accused of Proving He’s Ready for Independence by Separating $112 Million From Its Owners
  • Alberta Separatists Discover Province Could Be Filthy Rich If It Simply Pretended Debt and Indigenous People Didn’t Exist
  • Albertans voting to escape Ottawa’s bureaucracy defeated by significantly smaller bureaucracy
  • Separatists Spend Decades Screaming ‘Hands Off Alberta’ Before Reportedly Asking Washington Which Parts It Wants
  • Danielle Smith Discovers ‘Fuck The Establishment’ Gets Complicated Once You’re The Establishment
  • Alberta Separatists Vow to End Foreign Interference Just as Soon as Americans Finish Explaining How
  • Separatists confident remaining 72% of Alberta simply hasn’t seen enough lawn signs

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