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Category: Albertans

  • Danielle Smith outraged Indigenous Nation using sovereignty without first complaining about Ottawa
  • Alberta Separatist Movement Receives Much-Needed Support From People Who Can’t Pronounce Alberta
  • Alberta separatists unveil plan to escape Canada by becoming the parts of America Canadians were trying to avoid
  • Alberta Court confirms trustee constitutionally entitled to be terrible person for free
  • Alberta expects record voter turnout after finally putting “should we catastrophically fuck everything up?” on ballot
  • Alberta separatists confident low voter turnout can finally make unpopular idea everyone’s problem
  • Alberta government apologizes after accidentally acknowledging Indigenous people
  • Alberta Separatists Demand Freedom From Canada So They Can Finally Be Completely Dependent On United States
  • Nate Glubish Assures Furious Residents Government Carefully Listening For Brief Pauses Between Boos
  • Danielle Smith Warns Foreign Governments Are Interfering With Alberta Separatism Without Properly Crediting the UCP

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