Premier Danielle Smith addressed the province today to announce that the giant pile of money that the province has saved by slashing the budget to battle wildfires, is now in danger of catching on fire due to nearby wildfires.
“Nobody could have seen this coming” said Smith, struggling to squeeze out a tear, in spite of this situation not directly involving Donald Trump or Justin Trudeau. The Giant Pile Of Money, closely guarded by Smith family friend and security guard, Jason Kenney, is in danger of disappearing entirely. From birds using the cash to create nests, to coming wildfires, to people simply stumbling on the pile and walking away with giant dollar sign bags filled to the brim, this is just one of many coming blows from the liberal government simply not acting quickly and decisively.
