In an unforeseen turn of events, Alberta Premier Danielle Smith calls for Bi-Election to add some color to the normally blue conservative flag. She showed up in Three Hills holding hands with fellow conservative Tara Sawyer, who is quoted as saying “After a drink or 2, who cares?”.
The people of Three Hills were obviously confused by the actions of the Party Leader, but seemed to be put at ease when she dimmed the lights and passed out bottles of California white wine and put on some smooth jazz.