Mark Carney’s Nobel Odds Surge After World Realizes Dealing With Trump Counts As Peacekeeping
Prime Minister Mark Carney has become a Nobel Peace Prize contender largely because Donald Trump has spent the year redefining diplomacy as the period between threats.
On Kalshi, Carney trails Sudanese emergency responders, Doctors Without Borders and activists rescuing Ukrainian children; placing him behind people saving lives and ahead of the man increasing their workload.
Observers say Carney’s chief qualification is dealing with Trump without surrendering Greenland, Canada or the waiter.
Trump insists he deserves the prize for ending wars that are still happening, with the confidence of an arsonist demanding Firefighter of the Year after running out of matches.
Should Carney win, Trump will claim full credit; finally contributing to a Nobel Peace Prize through the one peaceful act still available to him: not receiving it.
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