Alberta Retroactively Informs Democracy It Filled Out the Wrong Form

An anti-coal mining citizen initiative led by country music singer Corb Lund has been officially cancelled, after Alberta’s newly introduced Bill 14 gently informed democracy that it needs to fill out more paperwork.

Lund said Elections Alberta notified him Friday that his previously approved petition to ban new coal mining in the Rockies had been retroactively un-approved, a rare administrative manoeuvre usually reserved for inconvenient facts and last season’s promises.

“This morning we learned our petition no longer exists,” Lund said, noting it will now need to be resubmitted under stricter rules designed to ensure only the most determined, well-funded, and spiritually tireless citizens may participate.

Bill 14, introduced by Justice Minister Mickey Amery, proposes sweeping changes to citizen initiatives, including new thresholds, timelines, and what observers describe as a “vibe check.”

Government officials insist the changes don’t limit public participation, merely refine it into something quieter, slower, and ideally hypothetical.

Coal, meanwhile, remains free to express itself without interference.

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