In a recent interview that began about climate change and ended somewhere near the gates of hell, 83-year-old actor Harrison Ford tore into Donald Trump, calling the former president “the most prolific supervillain since Emperor Palpatine.” Ford, who once calmly punched Nazis on screen, appeared visibly exasperated when asked about global politics. “The planet’s burning, democracy’s melting, and that guy’s still yelling about crowd sizes,” he growled.
Ford, whose filmography includes several crashes, rescues, and archaeological disasters, said he’s “tired of pretending the world isn’t on fire.” When pressed for hope, he muttered something about “finding a lost ark big enough for the last decent humans.”
Trump has yet to respond, though insiders say a “very strong, very brave” statement may be forthcoming. Meanwhile, Ford has reportedly returned to his ranch, where he plans to “yell at the sky and maybe fix a fence.”
