Chris Pratt has been going on tour, not for a recent film, but in support of his wife’s cousin – RFK Jr. “This guy knows his way around the human body” said Pratt “He is extremely thorough and his hands are surprisingly soft and not as wet as you’d assume”.
RFK Jr, who is somehow the US Secretary of Health, has been receiving blowback on his policies on Vaccines, doctors, nurses, medicine, healthcare, hospitals, autism, cancer treatments, women’s health, crop circles, bigfoot, lasers, the illuminati and breast milk – is quoted as saying “Chris has such soft skin and the tiniest nipples I’ve ever seen”.
When asked for comment on RFKs lack of a medical license, Pratt responded by laughing and saying “I never graduated from acting college and I’m literally Mario. Sometimes you just gotta go by feel.”
