“But Only Because They’re Still Paying Attention” Majority of Canadians Agree Danielle Smith Has Betrayed Canada
In a stunning (yet somehow expected) revelation, a recent poll found that a majority of Canadians now believe Danielle Smith has officially betrayed the country. The specifics of her treachery remain as mysterious as the plot of a daytime soap opera, but the public consensus is clear: Smith’s actions have earned her the unofficial title of Canada’s Most Disliked Political Figure 2025.
Experts say the betrayal ranges from “selling Alberta’s soul for a quick photo-op” to “aggressively ignoring national interests while perfecting her poker face.” Smith’s latest move – which involved something vaguely related to oil sands, solar panels, and a cryptic tweet about “freedom” – only deepened the nation’s collective confusion and ire.
Critics suggest Smith’s strategy is “to betray so thoroughly and frequently that Canadians simply give up trying to keep score.” Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists are convinced this is all part of an elaborate plan to become Canada’s first “anti-hero” premier, a role previously reserved for villainous movie characters.
Regardless, Canadians report feeling “betrayed but not surprised,” a mood perfectly captured by one poll respondent who said, “At this point, I’m just hoping she doesn’t try to sell us to the moon next.” Stay tuned.
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