Trump Promotes Stephen Miller, Confirms White House Now Running Entirely on Spite and White Supremacy
Donald Trump has reportedly decided to elevate Stephen Miller to White House Chief of Staff, proving that even in an administration built on cruelty, incompetence, and institutional decay, there’s still room for advancement.
Miller, whose primary qualification appears to be making human suffering sound like an administrative efficiency, would become one of Washington’s most powerful officials. Political analysts suggest the appointment is less about governing and more about Trump reminding Americans that their disgust is now a hiring incentive.
“Most presidents promote people who solve problems,” explained one exhausted observer. “Trump promotes people who make the problems more racist.” The White House defended the decision, insisting Miller’s unwavering loyalty and complete absence of empathy make him uniquely qualified.
“America voted for change,” officials explained. “Nobody said it had to be improvement.”
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