Tag: Albertans

  • Alberta reassures voters personal data only exposed to people with a professional interest in manipulating them
  • Separatists Boycott Canada Day, Accidentally Create Most Pleasant National Holiday Alberta Has Seen in Decades
  • Alberta Separation Petition allowed To Advance To Exciting New Stage Of Going Absolutely Nowhere
  • Pierre Poilievre Vows to Win Women Back by Explaining Why They’re Wrong
  • Alberta Separatists Dismiss Economic Forecast, Insist GDP Is Just Another Federal Liberal Acronym
  • Danielle Smith Assures Peasants $100 Should Cover Whatever They’re Complaining About
  • Danielle Smith aide says First Nations should solve centuries of colonial damage before criticizing government
  • Conservatives Introduce AI-Generated Canadians To Tell Real Canadians How Bad Things Are
  • Danielle Smith says coal referendum impossible after promising it was possible
  • Treaty Chiefs Call For Treason Investigation After Alberta Government Accidentally Checks Every Box On National Collapse Bingo Card