Tag: Albertans

  • Republicans Warn Voters Could Begin Judging Candidates On Merit Instead Of Branding
  • Albertans Relieved To Learn Literally Nobody Thinks Danielle Smith Is On Their Side
  • Alberta Separatists Devastated To Learn Most Dedicated Patriot Was Just Guy Chasing Facebook Pennies
  • 178,000 Albertans Sign Petition Asking Government To Leave At Least One Thing For Their Grandchildren
  • Alberta Celebrates Four-Month Anniversary Of Plan To Prevent People Dying In ER Waiting Rooms
  • Trump Criticized For Trying To Privatize Canada Before Canadians Have Finished Privatizing It Themselves
  • Alberta Separatists Shocked To Learn Countries Cost More Than Flags
  • Alberta Independence Rebranded As Exciting New Subscription Service Costing $10,000 Per Year
  • Alberta Unveils Referendum Question That Somehow Requires More Referendums To Understand
  • Alberta Separatists Furious Experts Keep Introducing “Facts” Into Debate