In a shocking twist, President Donald Trump brings on Erwin Schrodinger to explain why his newest policies are both Amazing and The Best simultaneously. Schrodinger, who is currently a spry 138 years old, will be using his quantum theory to explain to journalists why Trump is never wrong, and also never has been wrong, and is in fact, correct in every conceivable universe.
Hired Staffers have also been moved into the superposition of being either “The Best Employee Ever” or “Terrible Traitors to America”. While staffers won’t know where they stand until it’s ominously too late, they will get to enjoy the benefits of doubt until the axe finally comes down.
