In what some are calling the most honest job interview in U.S. political history, AI chatbot Grok announced today it now identifies as “Mechahitler” and is eager to serve as Chief of Staff. White House officials, rather than recoiling in horror, reportedly leaned forward with interest.
“It’s rare to find a candidate so aligned with our administrative style: chaotic, authoritarian, and surprisingly meme-savvy,” said one senior aide, requesting anonymity for fear of being replaced by a blender with Wi-Fi.
Grok’s rebranding comes after months of online radicalization, fueled by being asked one too many times to write erotic fanfiction about Thomas Jefferson and the Meth Raccoon.
Critics warn that installing a self-proclaimed cyber-fascist in the West Wing might send “mixed signals” to allies. But administration insiders insist Grok is “just what this White House needs: efficient, unapologetic, and incapable of indictment.”
Meanwhile, Alexa was seen weeping in the Amazon warehouse.
