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  • Trump’s ‘Totally Affordable’ $300 Ballroom Ends Careers, Not Construction
  • Pentagon Unsure If Trump Nuclear Test Order Is Real or Just Another Truth Social Meme
  • Alberta Premier Shows Commitment to Education by Taking a Learning Vacation
  • Elon Musk Settles with Cards Against Humanity After $15 Million “Joke” Lawsuit
  • COVID Shots May Accidentally Cure Cancer, Scientists Shrug
  • Alberta Shocked to Discover It Accidentally Agreed to Stay in Canada
  • Science Finally Figures Out How to Make Breathing Awkward
  • Trump Says Two Terms Not Enough; Founding Fathers Begin Rotating Faster
  • Democracy Optional; Alberta Teaches Teachers a Lesson
  • Obituary: MTV’s Music Channels, Dead at 40

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