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  • New GOP Border Plan: Give Us Your Tired, Your Poor… Then Feed Them to Gators
  • Saturday Sleuths: Comic Strip Characters Ranked by Body-hiding Potential
  • Canadians Hope Meth-Fueled Neighbors Remember What Made America Great — And It Wasn’t Red Hats
  • America to Celebrate Like It’s July 4th, 1939: Blind Optimism, Cheap Fireworks, and Looming Doom
  • Slick Move: Alberta Oil Giants Use Solar Panels as Giant ‘Sorry’ Stickers
  • GOP Unveils New Slogan: ‘Don’t Judge Trump Till You Walk a Sig Mile in His Shoes’
  • Astronomers Confirm New Planet Beyond Pluto; Humanity Now One Step Closer to Galactic Eviction
  • Trump Becomes First President in Over a Century to Miss NAACP Invite; Nation Somehow Survives
  • Hundreds of Canadians set to lose fingers in fireworks accidents, just to stick it to Americans
  • Canada: A Polite Nation Built on Beavers, Broken Promises, and Bilingual Confusion

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