Pierre Poilievre launches new AXE THE FACTS campaign as he vows to get rid of fact checkers, women. “These nosy broads need to get back to the kitchen and out of verifying my statements for their content” Said Poilievre, while shaving his legs and applying lipstick. The campaign comes after recent news that his party pressured CTV to cut a fact checking segment with reporter Rachel Gilmore (of Gilmore Girls fame) because “verifying things makes us look bad”.
Poilievre continued to say “If Facebook can run without fact checkers, then surely we can do the same, I mean, those guys run a $100,000 company with literally dozens of employees, so they obviously know what they’re talking about”. Poilievre then excused himself from the interview to “slip into a dry white wine and a hot bath”.
