Alberta, famously being the only place below the arctic circle to be Rat Free due to it’s rigorous Rat Patrol Program, is in danger of losing its status as it notes a 5000% increase in Rat Reports.
“People don’t just get elected, and then NEED to step down” says Dan Fraiser, who has placed several calls to the program. “I mean, if people say you’re the best person for the job, and you applied for the job and were hired, why would you just quit?” Dan, a resident of Camrose Alberta, believes that the whole region is infested with Rats, and by the looks of it – the problem is only getting worse. “And now we’re shipping in Rats from Ontario? As if we didn’t have enough!”
Conservative leader of the region, Damien Kurek, is set to step down within the month, meaning a byelection could be called as quickly as June. The Rat problem is set to persist.
