He’s just too much; KKK Holds Press Conference To Denounce Kanye West
Earlier today Buford P. Gumswallow, a Grand Dragon with the KKK held a press conference officially distancing themselves from Kanye West. “He’s just too much,” said Buford, who sighed heavily while rubbing his eyes with his left hand, his hood hanging from his right “We thought we were clear in our communication and branding that he wasn’t welcome in our organization, but he keeps showing up.” West, whose new line of white hoodies was announced last week, has been seen in recent years aligning himself with the organization through use of similar imagery, messages, and repeatedly applying to the organization. His Swastika T-Shirt, which sold for $20, was a big hit among local KKK members, and his Smore-Stika snack kit for cross burnings went viral among racists in 2023.
“No one can deny the mans talent and love of the game” Said Billy Jo Skeeter, a lifelong member of the KKK. “From 808s and Heartbreaks, to the burning of the Sheboygan Synagog in 2019, that man can sing and the man can hate. But he’s just a little too… ‘flamboyant’ for our tastes.” Skeeter took a moment to straighten his freshly pressed, pure white robe, “I’ll sure miss his Christmas cards this holiday season”.
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