WTF! Man tries to explain what his wife just walked in on
While diving into a fantasy world of Baldur’s Gate 3 James Smith, 32 from Farmington Hills Michigan, was abruptly pulled out of the game and back to reality when his wife walked into the living room and saw, on the screen, what appeared to be a Medieval Fighter having sex with a brown bear. “It’s something special between 2 of my characters… ah… ah… a bonding moment,” James said defensively, “It’s not weird. She just doesn’t understand.”
In celebration of selling 15 million copies Baldur’s Gate creators Larian Studios shared some behind the scenes facts about it’s players and their choices. 93% of players create a unique character, the most chosen race is Half-Elf with the most popular class being Paladin, and that almost 200,000 players have chosen to fuck the bear. James was quick to point out that what he was doing “wasn’t weird” and “more common than you would think.”
We tried to get the perspective from the other side but his wife Sharon, 31, refused to comment or leave the Bedroom.
“I don’t know what the big deal is, when she was asked by the internet to make the choice between a man and a bear,” James quickly pointed out while crossing his arms, “She chose the bear as well.”
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