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Alberta First Nation Takes Province to Court Over Oilsands Mess, Wonders If “Cleanup” Was Just a Suggestion

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In what legal experts are calling “both overdue and entirely predictable,” an Alberta First Nation has filed suit against the provincial government for what it describes as a “complete failure to clean up the province’s oily sandbox.”

The lawsuit, brought by the Athabasca Chipewyan First Nation, claims the Alberta government has been all too happy to greenlight oilsands extraction, while treating environmental cleanup plans like napkin doodles after a long lunch with lobbyists.

Chief Allan Adam stated, “We’ve had decades of promises, photo ops in hard hats, and more tailings ponds than actual lakes. Now we’re suing before the toxic sludge reaches our breakfast.”

Government officials responded with their usual blend of concern and confusion, insisting cleanup is a “long-term process,” which critics note seems to extend roughly as long as geological time.

Alberta Energy spokespeople refused to comment directly, but one unnamed source said, “We thought the wind might just blow the mess away eventually.”

The case will test not only environmental law, but also the limits of provincial optimism that oil money can bury all sins—including, apparently, millions of gallons of industrial waste.

Court date pending. Cleanup still pending-er.



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