“I don’t think we will work out” Trump and Musk seen wearing the same Robe at Klan meeting
Fueling this hot gossip is the awkward conversation an undercover reporter overheard when we sent them to cover this year’s White Party (not hosted by P. Diddy). Everyone who hates everyone (not White) was in attendance: Steve Bannon (still not showering), Stephen Millar (So pale), and Kid Rock. Also attending, from separate Cyber Trucks that had to be towed when they broke down in front of the auditorium, was Donald Trump (holding his signature bucket of Chicken) and Elon Musk.
The adherent attendees were treated to a lavish spread of southern delights like Aspic, served 4 different ways, 7 layer dip (5 of the layers are mayonnaise), and bland fried chicken. Dessert was the room’s favorite, Kayne West’s signature Smore-Stika snacks and more Aspic. When we asked the event organizer if the famous rapper would be attending the Kelebration we were told, and I quote, ” Go fuck yourself you brain dead Libtard and to wipe your ass with that shit stain you call a newspaper”.
The deranged devotees were subjected to the southern sounds from the Washboard Band with surprised performers, the J6 choir, joining in midway through the night. At one point in the evening, between games of corn hole and pin the lobby check on the Republican Kongressman, an argument could be overheard, coming from D-Lon, over who chose the Hugo Boss made Klan Robe (From their world famous Third Reich Collection) first.
D-Lon, the couple’s name given to Donald Trump and Elon Musk relationship, might be done! With rumors flying that Donald Trump and Elon Musk are on the outs, who is going to be the next Power couple in the Republican party and will their Hate even Rate.
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