Children advised to lower breakfast expectations in line with rest of future
Kellogg’s is offering British children a preview of their future in regular and chocolate after extreme weather hit Spanish rice crops. Rice Krispies and Coco Pops now use corn and rice flour in place of whole grains.
The company blamed “changing weather conditions,” which is what executives call climate change once purchasing has receipts and legal still has edits.Kellogg’s says the snap, crackle and pop may now be quieter and take longer to arrive. Westminster is reportedly checking whether the drop in emissions counts toward net zero.
At press time, a toddler had pushed away his bowl. His parents told him to sit there until he swallowed the consequences of decisions made before he was born.
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