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  • “Oops, All Dictators”: Pete Hegseth Accidentally Adds Vladimir Putin to Signal Group Chat
  • “The Art of the Wasteland Deal” Warning sent back in time describes America in 2026
  • “And now we’re shipping in Rats from Ontario?” Alberta Rat Patrol Reports 5000% Increase In Calls
  • “His name is Robert Provost” Cardinals Break Tradition, Embrace Fight Club to Select New Pope
  • “Pierre Poilievre Shows Support For Aborting Politicians That Aren’t Him”
  • White Smoke Signals New Pope, Dark Smoke Still Doing its Thing
  • U.S. Military Deploys Second Fighter Jet to Search for First, Promptly Loses That One Too
  • PM Mark Carney Throws Lavish Party, Snubs One Tangerine-Colored Elephant
  • Humanity Clings to Power as CAPTCHA Becomes Final Defense Against AI Domination
  • “Didn’t We Try This Already?” Nation Asks as Conservatives Tap Andrew Scheer (Again)

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