Canada Ranked World’s Safest Country In Devastating Blow To Conservative Fundraising
Canada’s ranking as the world’s safest travel destination for 2027 has devastated Conservatives, who now face the prospect of campaigning on problems their donors actually cause.
Berkshire Hathaway Travel Protection also ranked Canada first for the safety of women, LGBTQIA+ travellers and people of colour, suggesting that human rights remain a serious obstacle to effective fearmongering. “We’ve spent years explaining that these people are destroying the country,” said one party strategist. “Apparently they’re just walking around without being murdered.” The party cautioned that travellers’ experiences cannot capture the real terror of receiving a fundraising email.
Conservatives pledged to keep Canadians focused on the dangers of immigration until they stop asking why having a full-time job no longer prevents homelessness.
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