A Mysterious Billionaire stopped by a Tesla dealership with 1,100 transport trucks to pick up his last minute purchase of over 8500 Tesla vehicles. “I’m so happy I was able to take advantage of these great savings!” He said, dumping loads of Emeralds and Krugerrands into the dealership as payment. “These are top quality automobiles, made by the most handsome man in the world, and I heard he never even pays for sex!” said the billionaire, completely unprompted. The dealership employees seemed uneasy as the man repeatedly asked how it was working for “A genius with a normal penis”.
The staff seemed reluctant to actually start loading the vehicles while our on site reporter was there, and any attempts to count vehicles were met with cars entering self driving mode and circling the parking lots.
