Fantastic Four Face Cancel Culture: Experts Predict Who Gets Roasted First on Twitter
In a recent analysis of superhero social media habits, experts have ranked the Fantastic Four by their likelihood of getting canceled on Twitter and the results are about as messy as Reed Richards’ explanation of string theory over Thanksgiving dinner.
4. The Thing – Would miraculously dodge cancellation; not because he’s virtuous, but because he’s too busy yelling “It’s clobberin’ time!” to actually log on.
3. Invisible Woman – Sadly, lives up to her name online. Despite decades of heroic service, her posts are routinely ignored in every group thread. One critic noted, “It’s almost like she’s not even there.”
2. Human Torch – Hot headed, literally, Johnny Storm, aka the Human Torch. Leaked screenshots of his DMs reveal a cringe-inducing mix of fire emojis and “u up?” texts sent to fellow heroes at 3 AM. While Johnny insists he was “just being friendly,” Twitter disagrees.
1. Mr. Fantastic – At the top of the list is Reed “Mr. Fantastic” Richards, whose talent for stretching facts rivals his elasticity. His tendency to loudly mansplain quantum physics in casual settings (“Actually, Sue, Schrödinger’s cat isn’t technically dead…”) has led to multiple subtweets and at least one trending hashtag: #ReedTheRoom.
Analysts predict Reed’s apology Notes app screenshot is imminent.
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