Tag: Pierre Poilievre

  • Poilievre demands ethics probe after government makes mistake of building homes instead of outrage
  • Alberta reassures voters personal data only exposed to people with a professional interest in manipulating them
  • Separatists Boycott Canada Day, Accidentally Create Most Pleasant National Holiday Alberta Has Seen in Decades
  • Alberta Separation Petition allowed To Advance To Exciting New Stage Of Going Absolutely Nowhere
  • Pierre Poilievre Vows to Win Women Back by Explaining Why They’re Wrong
  • Conservatives Introduce AI-Generated Canadians To Tell Real Canadians How Bad Things Are
  • Treaty Chiefs Call For Treason Investigation After Alberta Government Accidentally Checks Every Box On National Collapse Bingo Card
  • Republicans Warn Voters Could Begin Judging Candidates On Merit Instead Of Branding
  • Trump Criticized For Trying To Privatize Canada Before Canadians Have Finished Privatizing It Themselves
  • Conservatives Launch “Please Don’t Leave Canada” Tour After Years Of Explaining Why Canada Is Hell