Tag: Canada

  • Danielle Smith Government Continues Bold Experiment Of Privatizing Public Money Into Friends’ Bank Accounts
  • Trump Administration Horrified To Learn ‘Shoot First, Think Never’ Isn’t A Drug Policy
  • Alberta Separation Campaign Accidentally Reinvents Nigerian Prince Email Scam
  • Alberta Orders Libraries To Prepare For War Against Illustrations
  • Alberta’s Biggest Threat To Separation Identified As Basic Demographics
  • Alberta Referendum Website Features State-Of-The-Art Technology to Ask Questions Government Has Already Decided Answers To
  • Alberta Confirms Premier’s Radio Show Costs Nothing, If You Ignore The Parts That Cost Money
  • Ottawa insists $5 treaty payment still technically enough to buy profound disappointment
  • Alberta Separatist Promises To Free Province Right After Explaining Where Everyone Else’s Money Went
  • Canadians Praise Carney for Successfully Blaming the Economy on Literally Everything Else